A bit of humor at the expense of Ol’ Scratch
O how I abhor it,
When foolish mortals,
A species who wasted
The gift of Free Will,
And is on the verge
Of destroying the planet
With which they were gifted,
Try to tell me,
The Prince of Darkness
And Ruler of Eternal Hellfire,
That the current temperature
Is hot as Hell!
Such imbeciles!
Why do they speak
With such confidence
About things of which
They have absolutely no knowledge?
The coldest corner of Hell
Is exponentially hotter
Than the warmest place
On the precious planet
They seem absolutely hellbent
On demolishing!
Stop inserting the name
Of my beloved kingdom,
Which will still be here
Long after you have all
Returned to the dust,
Into your weather reports!
You have no concept
Of how hot it is
In Hell,
But mark my words,
That will change
For so many of you
In the coming years!
Speak not of Hell again,
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