Hot As Hell (Not!)

A bit of humor at the expense of Ol’ Scratch

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

The Devil, Hell, heat wave, poetry, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, humor, Modern PhilosopherO how I abhor it,

When foolish mortals,

A species who wasted

The gift of Free Will,

And is on the verge

Of destroying the planet

With which they were gifted,

Try to tell me,

The Prince of Darkness

And Ruler of Eternal Hellfire,

That the current temperature

Is hot as Hell!

Such imbeciles!

Why do they speak

With such confidence

About things of which

They have absolutely no knowledge?

The coldest corner of Hell

Is exponentially hotter

Than the warmest place

On the precious planet

They seem absolutely hellbent

On demolishing!

Stop inserting the name

Of my beloved kingdom,

Which will still be here

Long after you have all

Returned to the dust,

Into your weather reports!

You have no concept

Of how hot it is

In Hell,

But mark my words,

That will change

For so many of you

In the coming years!

Speak not of Hell again,

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